It goes like this: Later, losers. That'll be a new one. Forgot account? Brian: Awesome. We've been there, we've done that, we see right through your funky hat! And it totally worked. Wizards of Waverly Place Season 1. Alex Russo: Why are you looking at me? Harper: Don't let his down Alex. Eight minutes. Doing good. Justin Russo: TJ Taylor's a wizard? This time. Alarm: Warning! Justin Russo: Daphne. Max Russo: What room do *you* think it is? Alex Russo: You made an outfit to match the theatre seats? Alex Russo: No, Harper! Alex Russo: Well, dad, aren't you rushing into this? Alucard Van Heusen: Remember, you a teenager. The prolonged use of Smarty Pants... Alarm: ...may cause side effects such as headache, nausea, rash, skeleton legs, belly button bubbles, say it don't spray it disease, smelly feet, yellow tongue, flaky hair, oily lips... Alex Russo: [puts the Smarty Pants on] Oh, now I know how to shut you up! You've already got two people, right here. Alex Russo: He took me to that touch screen place in the mall. Let's get out of here. But we're not much of a family anymore. Not some excuse to get rid of Dad's stuff while he's on his yearly trip to Jones Beach with his buddy Pony Boy and their metal detectors. Wizards of Waverly Place Season 1. Tap to unmute. Henry: Dude. It's a dream come true. Harper Finkle: If you want to be a negative Nellie, then go ahead. Sometimes she's the head cheerleader; sometimes she's the fairytale stepmother; sometimes she's your sister. Oh, uh, if any of my friends ask you, I was all over you for talking to my *girlfriend*! Store Manager: [comes from behind cloth like a cuckoo bird in a cuckoo clock] Eight minutes left in the crazy ten minute sale. 0. Oh, man! Harper Finkle: Yeah, a bunch of people selling barely edible food to an unsuspecting public. Harper Finkle: Hi, Nellie, you going to Gigi's tea? Alex Russo: Well if she's fine I don't see why she couldn't make me a sandwich. But we're not using the maple syrup the way you think. Community See All. Wizards of Waverly Place TV. Jerry Russo: [sees the catwalk] Oooo! Alex Russo: I am too book smart! Timothy (T.J.) Taylor Jr. is a young wizard who attends Tribeca Prep alongside Alex, Justin and Max. There's a lot of scary stuff in there. Rate. Harper Finkle: Well, this is working out. Alex Russo: What'd you crash into in a cloud? Trophy Man: Well, since the first Olympics, but I was just on a medal back then. Harper Finkle: [to Alex] I wish you were smart. Characters. I mean she's defeated the dark angels, save the world from an asteroid, plus Justin can *easily* get a job if he doesn't win - we'd be stuck with her forever. Jerry Russo: [to Alex and Justin] It looks like you're both winners. Yes! Rep. Jamie Raskin says 'This cannot be the future of America' in opening statements at Trump's impeachment trial. You broke the rules and used magic because you wanted Riley to ask you out. She's stuck in griffin spit. Zeke Beakerman: I just always wanna be a little boy and to have fun. I was watching the Mets game the other day, and there was a fly ball that went up and never came down. Brian: Oh, I didn't. I am so proud of you, honey. Theresa Russo: He's studied the hardest. I bet you've always wondered what happened to your light-saber and cape. And this one tastes like armpit! I just got one right: my name. What is the name of the Family in the Wizards of Waverly Place? That's why I get my own pie at Thanksgiving. Zeke Beakerman: It was loose and inspiring. So the deal's off - because of *her*. 1/10. Alex Russo: [on mic] Attention shoppers! She thinks we're dating. Justin Russo: This is my Spanish teacher! I guess I was just scared that I really wouldn't have anybody to fight with when you went off to college. Alex Russo: Don't be mad; I was five; I wanted to take Willy for a walk, and he wanted to go for a run. You must be exhausted! Theresa Russo: Jerry, when you find something in a bag with used floss and empty shampoo bottles, it *was* thrown out! Alex Russo: Oh. What are you doing here? Jerry Russo: This is Justin's spell. . Alex Russo: And what if they change the rules so only girls keep their powers? Alex Russo: Because Riley got an F too; that means he's been paying as much attention to me as I've been to him. I just really like you. Wizards of Waverly Place Season 1 Episode 3 - I Almost Drowned in a Chocolate Fountain. Alex Russo, Harper, Theresa Russo: What's that? Wizards also participated in a Massive Crossover Event titled Wizards On Deck with Hannah Montana. So officially, you're in! What did he ever do to you, dad? Jerry Russo: Actually, there are a lot of secret dragons. Alex Russo: How do you know I'm not one [turn head like she a robot with a glitch] I'm not one I'm not one not one not one. The Russo children, Alex (Selena Gomez), Justin (David Henrie), and Max Russo (Jake T. Austin) continue to compete to become the leading wizard in their family and meet many friends and adversaries along the way. Jerry Russo: Alex, you're just in time for Family Game Night. Justin Russo: You know... that reminds me of something. Yeah, like, like remember when I let all those monsters out of that book? Harper Finkle: [holding a chair] Holding on. Messenger Fish: All right, this time pay attention. He's stuck by the rules. 22:39. Alex Russo: I thought that we agreed we hate Gigi so much we'd never say her name. Jerry Russo: You are in so much trouble, young lady! [hands phone over] Feel free to add your number so we don't lose touch- yeah, okay. [sighs] Failing Spanish is hard work. Alex Russo: Harper! [holds up pullover with 6 arms] She must be very, uh... handy. Isn't she that new goth girl in eleventh grade? Alex Russo: That's right. Alex Russo: Justin, when you wear it every day for a week, it's not new; it just needs a wash. Max Russo: [Max hits him with a water balloon] OK. Max Russo: Hey, Monster Guy. [Jerry hugs Alex] Honey. Justin Russo: And if any of my friends ask you, your girlfriend actually *talked* to me! Jerry Russo: Oh and now I'm losing a customer. Max Russo: That's right I got you- Wait! Don't even say I said that, even as a joke. [Justin and Max have lost Alex's guinea pigs that are really their parents transformed and try to figure out a solution]. Jerry Russo: Oh my gosh, we're all losers! Justin Russo: Left the country! Library. Alex Russo: Con artists? Alex Russo, Harper, Theresa Russo: [singing] We see right through your funky hat! You mean where stuck up girls make snooty faces at us while they pluck our eyebrows until we scream and then they tell us "well you'd be pretty if you took care of your skin."? Justin Russo: We really got your goat, huh, Dad. Because I'm the president. Justin Russo: Because, I think most kids like having their eyebrows. Jerry Russo: Well, I think I'm all cried out. Or as we tech-world hipsters like to call it, "e-waste". But your father is... heartbroken. Kari Langsdorf: Not unless they're cats disguised as dogs. I got A. Alex Russo: I got D, and I'm pretty sure I'm right. Theresa Russo: That's right. Alex Russo: Justin's going to get his powers drained! Way to score on the World History exam. 2,618 people like this. Because we let the competition come between us. But if there was, then would I be in charge? Alex Russo: And your ceramic hamburger has a gnarly bite out of it. How 'bout half a banana? Ah, those are the Russos I know. Theresa Russo: So you fix a magic mirror the same way you fix a regular mirror? Alex Russo: I needed a heartwarming lead-in. Max Russo: You mean how you won't turn on the AC in here? Disney Channel With his help, the Russo siblings were able to charm their strict parents into letting them use magic freely. Alex Russo: [reciting a spell] although I like such tasty snacks I'd rather have my Brother Max. A catwalk! It'll be hilarious. Season: OR . Side effects may be headache, nausea, rash, chronic giggling, belly button bubbles, say it don't spray it disease, tongue reversal, ear gas, sweaty knees, Picasso face, problems with the bowels... [Alex puts Night Cap over Justin's head and he falls asleep]. Don't you remember? Max Russo: We'll go to the pet store. 5. It's not that we don't care; it's just that this seems like a regular brother and sister kind of problem, not 'there's a black hole in the Sub Station sucking in the universe' kind of problem. I could really use a dip. I needed to buy myself more time. C'mon, pick your moves up. Alex Russo: If you'd calm down every once in a while, I would tell you stories. That song was good; I didn't know they made a book out of it. Alex Russo: Oh. So many people were signing my yearbook I ran out of room. Theresa Russo: It's weird. Alex Russo: he took me to that touch screen place in the mall, Harper Finkle: Touch screen ordering it's dehumanizing when a robot gets your order wrong and if we're not caerful they're going to rise up and take over the world, Alex Russo: How do you know I'm not one [turn head like she a robot with a glitch] I'm not one I'm not one not one not one, Harper Finkle: It's Happening [runs out the door] [Alex is laughing that she used Harper's fear aginst her].
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