There's a lot of scary stuff in there. Justin Russo: The wizard world has only one hope and his name is Justin Vincenzo Pepe Russo. Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. D in Geometry! [leans toward Theresa] World's greatest kisser. Mason Greyback: And I made you turn old and hobble off into the woods. Alex Russo: Wow! Alex Russo: Ooh, cute tights. Hannah Reinikainen Bergenman, Lia Hietala. Paulinais a student, cheerleader and bully at Casper High School. On October 12, 2007, "Wizards of Waverly Place" premiered on Disney Channel.The show centered on the Russo family living in New York's Greenwich Village. Okay. Register / Log in. Alarm: Warning! Sometimes she's the head cheerleader; sometimes she's the fairytale stepmother; sometimes she's your sister. Mother of Groom Dresses. And one of them was you. Alex Russo: That's right. Justin Russo: Because, what if there was a tidal wave or something? [stops Alex answering] Heh, trick question; none of them. When I said 'Harper' I meant stop talking! Look, I didn't do so good on this test. Alex Russo: I can't take *you* seriously. She died and with her died my last warm feelings for humanity.”. Theresa Russo • 19 Pins. I should have never created that duplicate in the first place. Customer #1: Just give me the Bronc-strami, a large root beer and, uh, a slice of that coffee cake over there, huh. Alex Russo: Of course they're okay with it, just like TJ's parents are. They're all gone. The fighting, the cheating, the crying when someone lost. She does not like magic, and she can not stand when she finds "magic running amuck in the house." Photography. Max Russo: I know. Max Russo: [reading a comic book] The best superhero crime fighter on the planet, is Mr. Spandex Avenger. – Mrs. Theresa Russo, Wizards of Waverly Place (Teen Sitcom) 34. Alex Russo: It's to go with her potato-skin sweater. Congratulations, fellow graduates; now let's get out there and *walk*. You have been so anxious about the mail all week, honey. Max: Aaand, she's telling it. Alex Russo: Harper! Great. Like. Theresa Russo: Oh, Justin, sweetie, I'm so sorry I forgot you! Stevie Nichols: [to Alex] She has a meat-catching hat? Justin Russo: Left the country! Theresa Russo • 1,712 Pins. She thinks we're dating. Theresa Russo: Okay, kids, watch this. Meanwhile, when Max tries to give Theresa's vegetable garden a lot more taste, he accidentally creates a giant pumpkin and decides to live in it. And you don't take any of this magic seriously. your own Pins on Pinterest. Alex Russo: Because you made up a locker combination song. Cat Lady Pictures. [he holds up a dental floss key chain] Well, I do. Theresa Russo: He-e-y, how was school? And when grandma's here no-one uses magic or talks about magic. Justin Russo: Yeah. Justin is pleased to know that he can trust Juliet, but after hearing that Alex and Harper got a job at the Late Nite Bite, Juli… You're supposed to keep your oral reports *under* forty-five minutes; otherwise, you start losing people. So your clock radio is broken. “Pain is inevitable. The truth is if I don't go Harper has to go, and I don't want her to leave; so the only solution is to ruin it so nobody can go. Harper: Sure, they're pretty understanding. Officer Lamp: We're part of the community, aren't we? Trying to look like Keira Knightly. Max Russo: Yeah, that's not the worst part. Justin Russo: I don't know why you guys even bother taking the tests. Alex Russo: [Alex laughs evilly] Thank you. Jerry Russo: Hey! 23 Deep and Inspiring Quotes Stay deep. It's an Alexment. Alex Russo: My dog burnt my homework. Justin Russo: Well, if there is one thing you're good at, it's ruining things. Max Russo: [using a hair dryer on a slab of meat] Making my own beef jerky's going to take a lot longer than I thought. Harper: [Groans] You want to get rid of her? I don't know whether to scream or laugh, so I'm gonna do both at the same time. Alex Russo: [showing Harper the fashion magazine office] So. Alex Russo: Just talk about current events. Magdalena: Wow, is this room what I think it is? Justin Russo: Daphne. [Leading Alex out] We gotta go! Juliet Van Husen: Twas fate's dart that found my Justin. Harper Finkle: Gosh! [takes her backpack] There, all straight. Or as we tech-world hipsters like to call it, "e-waste". The film adaptation won "Outstanding Children's Program" at the 62nd Primetime Emmy Awards earning the series its second consecutive Emmy. Alex Russo: All right, well now it's a *tossup*. [Justin and Max have lost Alex's guinea pigs that are really their parents transformed and try to figure out a solution]. Alex Russo: It is scary how always right I am. OK, so you and dad crossed over into New Jersey, right? "Wizards of Waverly Place Quotes." Wha - dad? It's called Helping Hand. Alex told me you were a butler. I just really like you. Jerry Russo: [looking at wand] There's a lot of great memories wrapped up in this wand. [Alex and Stevie are telling Harper about the new rock band that will be playing and throwing chunks of guts into the crowd]. Jerry Russo: That's my girl, the Russo family wizard. 14 Mar. Alex Russo: I told you I though we would come back in time. Alex Russo: That's right, mama would be mad; so am I. Because it's very easy to become confused in a cloud. [Professor Crumbs suddenly appears], [Alex's parents have just seen her report card]. Children quotes by: Bill Cosby Comedian. She is overprotective of Justin and Max. Justin Russo: What makes you think I'm gonna find her? Suffering is optional.” – Kathleen Casey. Any sister of Justin's is a sister of mine... None of you can say that didn't make sense. I think they're old enough to handle it now. For the character, see Theresa Lyons. The show centers on the Russo family, which includes three wizards in training, Alex (Selena Gomez), her older brother, Justin (David Henrie), and their younger brother, Max (Jake T. Austin). I can prove it. Harper Finkle: I made those! So officially, you're in! Justin Russo: We've had a lot of pretty good fights, huh? Give him two fifty to get him to stop talking about it, Jerry. [first lines, Alex notices Justin strumming on a guitar], Alex Russo: What was that name of the song? Dr. Evilini: Did my messenger fish just tell you my evil plan?